No. XI ━ Marluxia
Hey guys, David Willis here. Did you know that I really hate sexualisation in comic books? You might have forgotten, it’s been quite a few weeks since I last said so. Plus, I haven’t had much of Lucy lately, and since she has no personality or characteristics whatsoever beyond “black” and “female”, I don’t really have a choice of what comics she appears in.
Oh, but before you complain that this is the same “joke” I’ve made umpteen times before, this time it’s different. You see, now it’s related to that one Teen Titans promotional drawing! See, it’s totally releva- what? You don’t know what drawing I’m talking about? Well too bad, because I sure as hell amn’t going to link to it in the description. Go away, non-TeenTitans-obsessed-fans, this comic isn’t for you!
Oh yeah, and the sexism Willis is complaining about there is about a teenager with boobs and a strapless top. We’re talking less skin than Wonder Woman. But because it’s a TEENAGER with BOOBS this is sexist because, as we all know, human females only develop breasts when they turn 18.
If he thinks that’s bad, wait until he sees Japanese comics.
The really bad part is that this specific comic will be held up as some sort reason why comics shouldn’t have attractive women in them.
Are we supposed to take her opinion on comics seriously when the set-up comic to this firmly established she wasn’t actually a fan of comics and was, in fact, just complaining on the internet because she was too fucking lazy to read the goddamn comics in the first place? You’ve already said she was just a fake geek Dave, you can’t expect us to take her seriously. It doesn’t work.
Plus she can’t even do math (12% of something should get 50% or more representation in media) and she was nothing more than one of those nupty ninnies who watched the cartoon before realizing the comics were nothing like the show and promptly dropped them. Nevermind that there were, in actual factual comics done in the show’s style… which didn’t fucking sell any better than the non-show ones. Oops.
And what the hell was the controversy over “Slutfire” anyways? Wasn’t the point of contention by feminists that women should be able to have all the sex they want and dress in whatever? Make up your fucking minds.
Anyways, here’s Wonderwall. *dumps Willis’ books.*
I don’t read comic books, so they should cater to my needs.
Has Lucy ever been the focus of a Shortpacked comic and not used as David Willis’ mouthpiece for whatever offends him? It’s pretty slimy that a white male SJW uses his (I think only) black female character whenever he wants to soapbox. Also, it’s pretty hypocritical to complain about teenage girls having breasts (Women having breasts is incredibly problematic and a clear indicator of internalized misogyny) when the first porn comic you made of your characters starred a teenage boy and girl.
In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time
In 1937 a careless driver caused an accident when he took his eyes off the road to ogle 2 women wearing shorts in public for the first time.
fucking thank you
What if the car accident was because cars were pretty damn shitty back then, and it had NOTHING TO DO WITH WOMAN AT ALL? What an idea.
Because why else would a group gawk at the women and not the crash?
Little known fact that people can’t control the “snap-to” reflex when they see something they like a lot.
I garuntee that if the driver had been a woman and these two women were dudes with their cocks hanging out, full mast, the blame would fall on the men for dressing that way.
The driver wasn’t careless. Naked, female legs, were unheard of then. Fuck you.
I’m sure you all have something you’re passionate about. Something you take great pleasure in doing AND you’re good at it, to boot.
Now imagine that thing you cherish. Imagine doing it. Imagine being exceedingly successful. Moreso than any other time.
Now imagine that project or thing is a group assignment for a class you wanna take. Imagine you have 4 other people to help you. Now imagine that if you fail this assignment, you fail the class, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. Now imagine 2 of those people in your group say right at jump street, “Fuck you teacher, I ain’t doing your learning project. Y’all are faggots and niggers and I ain’t doing shit.”
Now imagine your teacher says, “Sorry, if they don’t do their work, you’ll fail.” You look imploringly to the 2 people who have decided so strongly to not partake in any teamwork. They look at you and shrug. “I don’t care if I fail. It just makes me happy seeing other people fail.”
At this point, you should understand that there is no reasoning with them. You have nothing they want. They derive pleasure from your anger, which as we know, comes from doing this activity you’re very passionate about.
Of course I’m talking about League of Legends.
I’m doing ranked. Trying to get out of Silver. As far fetched as a dream as it is, I want to become a professional and get paid to play this goddamned game.
I can only do that by getting to challenger. And also improving my internet and computer so I can stream while playing, build a fan base, and potentially get scouted to a team.
Just makes me so angry when people either sabotage my efforts through ignorance or because they’re trolling.